"At once audacious and intrepid, with more lives on tap than Doctor Who, the ineffable quality of The Prelude resides not in her physical form, but in her provenance. Indisputably a work of modern art, The Prelude's survival and endurance is the stuff of myth and legend. Purchased blithely from an unsuspecting Springwood dealer in early 1990, a baptism of fire awaited. Shown no mercy by her owner and his cat, she endured driving so vigorous that it would make a BDSM madam cower in supplication. With entirely unanticipated resilience she endured and even flourished, proving her mettle to a cadre of West End and Paddington stalwarts. Thrashed en route to a thousand drunken parties - vandalised by scorned women - badge-raped at the Gold Coast by desperate schoolies. The venue for numerous back-seat encounters, reviled by the Police and female first-year University students in equal measure, the Prelude has seen it all. Despite the administration of tyre-shredding burnouts and constant rev-limiter cut-ins, rally stages over dirt tracks and frequent loss of control, the Prelude is intact and ready for the next installment in this unforgettable saga. "
"The Prelude has many lessons to teach - are you ready to learn?"
Q: i hate you for treating the car like you did. 31-May-08
A: Whatever. Build a bridge and get over it dude. I see it as fully appreciating and utilising the machine for its intended purpose. Thou shall not let carbon deposits build in thy engine!!!!
You probably wrote this in a starbucks on your lap top so everyone could see.. and then copy / pasted it into your ebay add at home.
Fuck Off.
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