Funnily enough, it's usually in public toilets

You know when you get a song stuck in your head, or you hear one over and over because it's new or everyone loves it or whatever, well this is worse, I've heard this song EVERYWHERE since its release. I swear. I've even heard it overseas. Scary.

Sometimes people forget

that you were never really friends.



Just because we interacted at some point in time, doesn't mean in internet-land that I've forgotten you were a turd.

If they started, Remember? You were a c***t? book I would certainly add you then.

Get away from me

Am I wearing one of these badges?



NO!!!!

So why, when I was addressing a package at the post office does a guy come up to me and say, "Excuse me, I want to send some money to India, where are the forms?"

"Uhhhh?"

"Where are the forms?"


Then today while I was at officeworks minding my own business photocopying a bunch of stuff amongst a herd of people doing the same, do people single me out and ask, "Excuse me, where do I put the money in the machine?", "Excuse me, how do I make this go from A5 to A4?", "Excuse me, do you have the date?", "Excuse me, do you sell diaries?"

I'm not even wearing a uniform....what is going on?

Rude

So...I was late for work because you had to be in the street taking photos and surrounded by morons gawking at the sight. Worse was the guy saying "Excuse me! Excuuuuuuuuse me! You have to stay back, please stay back!!"

Could you get any closer? I was trying to get past so I could go to work, not cop an eyeful of the Gale.

Fuck. Move!

FFFFFFFFFFF!

This ad is driving me INSANE. I want to put my foot through the TV every time it comes on.

Words of wisdumb

Guy 1: Aren't you writing a story now?

Guy 2: I'm writing two. One is called 'Music dot com', it's a musical about the internet. The other is called 'The life and times of Socrates', it's a musical about the life and times of Socrates.

Guy 1: I can't wait for the one about old Meatloaf songs.

my new reason to quit smoking

FFS!!! In with my Blacks?!?