Oct 21, 2008

Australian food: not for Australians

I discovered this picture on the internet:

So I wrote to Darrell Lea (because I am a food nerd) and asked them where I can buy this delciousness, and they replied that it is exported to the USA only, and I can't have any. How about feeding your own people first, Darrell Lea? I want candy!

Oct 17, 2008

Alarm clock!


Why do your ruin all my dreams?


Oct 14, 2008

Get back to work!

Can i just say how much bludgers at work piss me right off...

Mr Mc Fatty-Middle Aged Bald Man we're all on to you! You sit there staring at your screen, playing with your mouse, then walking off for 10 minutes at a time- you don't even smoke so WHAT THE F*CK are you doing all day PORKY?? Huh? You probably haven't seen your dick for ten years so you're not even going off to play with that!!

It takes more effort to look like you're doing something, than if you were actually doing something.. how can you stare at your screen for so long when you decide to grace your desk with your flatulent presence??

Are you some kind of sumo zen master?? AAAgh! You're gone again! WTF!!